Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...