Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...