If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...