Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica