Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!