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Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
New Miranda rights
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Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
We need to help these people
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Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
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