Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...