Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...