The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...