After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...