What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...