A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!