Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...