Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...