Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!