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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Definition of bad lover
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Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...