Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...