Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...