I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...