How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...