Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...