Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...