New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...