Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...