Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...