Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...