Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...