Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
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Punishment For Bigamy
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Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
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Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
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Let Me See
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