Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...