Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...