Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...