Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...