A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!