Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...