Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...