Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...