Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...