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How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...