10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
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The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
50 things to do at Walmart
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Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...