A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...