A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...