Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...