2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The guide to women
|A MAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...