Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...