Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...