Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...