37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...