Happens
For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer,...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...