The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...