Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Real opcodes
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A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!